mormon porn

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.

dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.

by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010

shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.

Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

Pimple porn

The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.

OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.

by OrangeDiva April 10, 2011

porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

lesbian porn

The reason why I use the net.

Lesbian Porn is my reason for living.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Porn Pill

When a guy/girl masturbates in order to fall asleep or feel sleepy

Case of insomnia? That's fine just take a porn pill

by hunkofbeef July 30, 2010

SFW Porn

Porn that was been edited using Photoshop or MS Paint to cover up anything that would be NSFW, usually in a comical manner.

"Man, I was looking at some SFW porn during the seminar and no one noticed!"

by PeteyCoco October 26, 2009