TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 22, 2007

Tarted

Someone who probably wanted to see what "tarted" meant from that video from random typek.

"Dude, do you know what tarted means?"
"Nah man"

by DrewbieDo March 29, 2021

Tart Tart

Disappointed at someone for doing something inappropriate.

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart

by DeadingIaks April 17, 2018

Tart burger

A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.

You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.

by N8398L December 08, 2024

Saffron Tart

It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.

Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"

by Granny_sexbag420 November 02, 2023

fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 26, 2024