Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
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Get the tug mug.The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
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Get the New Mexico Tug mug.Originating on the Providence-Newport ferry, specifically the Bristol stop, the act of giving someone a hand job using the salty, frigid water of the Atlantic Ocean as lubricant
On the way home from the folk fest, Karah reached overboard, dipped her hand in the water, and gave me Nordic tug all the way back to providence.
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Get the Slug-n-tug mug.When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.
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"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
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