Food porn

taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
by AlatarielArtanis September 28, 2010
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Clown Porn

Something very, very wrong...probably the german's faults...damn germans.
"The germans like clown porn"
by John Satchewski September 28, 2003
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mormon porn

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.
dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.
by Topper Bottom? September 05, 2010
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Pimple porn

The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.
OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.
by OrangeDiva March 25, 2011
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shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.
Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!
by Horny Panda February 13, 2016
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porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.
He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.
by AnnieSqueedle November 13, 2007
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lesbian porn

by Anonymous October 07, 2003
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