Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.

So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Bitch Tits Magee

A man that is so fat that his tits hang down past his Penis.

Man1: Wow, That guy is so fat!
Man2: I know hes a real Bitch Tits Magee

by Huzaku September 6, 2009

tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004

party tits

Having saline injected into the breasts in order to temporarily enlarge them.

Girl #1: My tits feel weird.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: I did Party Tits at the share this weekend.
Girl #2: What??
Girl #1: Party Tits. You get saline injected into them, and they get really big. It wears off in a few days. The guys love it.

by chrissy c September 4, 2006

Death Tits

deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.

Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH

To rock, rally, destroy, kick ass, dominate, etcetera.

Let's listen to some Dio and RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH!

by laceylykewhoa June 13, 2008

Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

by Bus36 January 29, 2006