fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

by Crow June 1, 2006

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

thingamajiggy

Synonym for thingy (a thing, the name of which you don't know or can't recall), sometimes used by cool elementary school teachers .

"Can you hand me that thingamajiggy?" (said while pointing)
"You mean the side cutters?"
"Yeah, I need them to cut this wire."

by choopachups June 6, 2018

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

A Thing

An action, fashion style, philosophy, musical genre, or other popularly recognized subsection of popular culture. Normally used in surprise at it's existence. Becomes official when a wikipedia article is created for it.

"Whats the deal with those skin-tight body suits?"
"Oh, you mean Zentai?
"Huh. I didn't know that was a thing."

by mrpeach32 December 31, 2011

cunt of a thing

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.

That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

Pussy Thang

Tampon

My 9 year old brother comes into my room and sees an unopened tampon on the bed and says, "Is that a pussy thang?!"

by DSL MJ <3 April 9, 2009