hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

harry hood

Something to ponder about when the lights go out. Should ultimately result in positive feelings after a small bit of tension buildup and eventual release of said tension.

Can be heard during Phish concerts and is usually a much anticipated song for the band and audience.

Harry! Hood! Where do you go when the lights go out?

*Several Moments Later*

You can feel good, good, good, good about Hood.

Example:
Jabroni what song is this
Elderwook it's Harry Hood ya dink

by Mr. Grindle July 10, 2019

Calum hood

A hot sexy Australian

Ah yea calum hood a sexy beast

by ItchyEyesocket March 6, 2021

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH

by SineQuaNon June 1, 2019

chemical hood

Solution to a dutch oven. (See dutch oven.) To prevent chemical burns and inhalation of toxic fumes from a dutch oven. If one is trapped under bed-sheets/covers where flatulence has been released as a chemical weapon said person can break the seal of the bed-sheets/covers releasing the bodily gases creating a chemical hood. Such fanning may lead to contamination of an entire room. Chemical hood should be performed at your own risk.

Historically, "chemical hood" or fume hood (sometimes called a fume cupboard or fume closet) is a type of local ventilation device that is designed to limit exposure to hazardous or toxic fumes, vapors or dusts.

Sarah trapped Adayl with a dutch oven, he escaped the situation and contaminated the room with her farts through the use of a "chemical hood."

by therealzakkori October 19, 2018