been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree by samkim February 9, 2008

president of the united stizzles 

Snoop Dogg.

president of the united stizzles by matt October 22, 2003

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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.

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That's a lot of text!

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The United States Naval Academy 

With the hottest uniforms, the most beautiful campus, the best looking guys, and located in the greatest city in all the lands, The United States Naval Academy can very easily be called the finest military institution in the world. It produces kick ass sailors and marines and who else has the blue angels??? March ons, fly bys, naptown, army/navy, kick ass... oh yess

lets go downtown and find some middies! ;)

The United States Naval Academy by flynavy March 23, 2005

the used 

the used is one of the best bands ever. Coming from none other than Orem, Utah. With Quinn Allman playing incredible riffs with his electric guitar, Brandon smashing his drums, Jeph picking his bass, and Bert McCrakcen screaming emocore or sometimes singing so sweetly its almost peaceful.
They aren't known very well but everyone should check them out.

The Used have rediscovered real music.

the used by tina lard August 16, 2006

State of the Union 

If we're the flagship of peace and prosperity,
we're taking on water and about to fucking sink.
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks.
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea.

Countdown
to the very end.
Equality;
an invitation that we won't extend.
Ready, aim.
Pull the trigger now.
In time you
firmly secure your place in hell.

State of the union address
reads "War Torn Country Still a Mess"
The words: power, death and distorted truth
are read between the lines of the red, white and blue.

"Guilty" is what our graves will read,
no year, no family.
We did nothing to stop the murder of
a people just like us.

~ State of the Union by Rise Against.

State of the Union by Ertof October 18, 2008

The Umilf 

This is the name given by fans of Uma Therman to her. It cleverly mixes MILF and Uma using the M as a joining letter.

Dude! Uma Therman is a MILF!

Nah, Shes not dan, Shes the Umilf!

The Umilf by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008