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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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squeezing ween

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".
by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
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Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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Shaka Squeeze

A handshake originating in the ghettos of Pahoa Hawaii.

Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.
Alex hit Brandon with a Shaka Squeeze and it blew Brandon's mind.
by chillerwhale May 17, 2014
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The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.
Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.
by PuppyPersonGuy July 21, 2022
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