nose head

The product of an autistic child's half assed insult, calling someone a nose head is to be reserved until they completely deserve it, as it harnesses the power of 76 hydrogen bombs packed together and is sure to cause psychological damage for decades to come.

Cole: Hey Nick!
Nick: What Cole?
Cole: You're a nose head!

by TheRealMcskittles October 20, 2016

choc nosed

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

by sj January 12, 2004

Nose theory

The nose is the center of the face - thus, it determines the person's level of good-looking-ness.

In other words, a bad nose can ruin an entire face, while a perfect nose can make up for other poorer features.

"No you can't go out with him, he's got an ugly nose - nose theory"

by NoseTheorist December 11, 2012

Spud Nose

When the tip of one's nose is so covered in blackheads that it resembles a potato.

Jack hasn't showered since last Thursday, it's no wonder he has a spud nose.

by siosays July 19, 2011

nose plug

The art of clamping your ass cheeks around a sleeping friends nose and farting directly in his nostrils

Dude, I gave Kevin a "Nose Plug" last night while Jep held him down, and he threw up all over my balls

by JC Evans January 8, 2009

clueless nose

Very clueless, when your nose flares up you are clueless

OMG you look at your clueless nose

by Fifipoi February 15, 2017

nose job

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and he is about to come. he takes his penis and puts it to her nose so he cums up her nostril
this is known as a nose job

she was complaining about me cuming in her mouth so i took it out and gave her a nose job

by scott the god that failed January 5, 2006