Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
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Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’
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Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
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by FIGPUCKER69 December 30, 2017
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Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
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