taxed

have sex with, to sex up (see example)

I taxed that ass

by Brian Williams August 4, 2002

Duck Tape

Common mispronunciation of Duct Tape. The duck pictured on the label apparently contributes to the confusion over the name.

"Duck tape can fix anything!"
"Except your inability to pronounce the 't' at the end of 'duct.'"

by Stephanie M. January 2, 2004

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

Horizontal Tapdance

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009

duct-taper

Girl that you would have sex with only if they had duct tape over their mouth.

Beautiful girl with a bangin body who has the most annoying voice known to man, can also apply to someone who just says annoying things or is totally stupid (not ding-bat stupid, rock stupid).

"Damn she's fine. but did you hear her voice, she's a real duct-taper."

by inyodreams February 3, 2010

Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)

That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!

by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011

Clear Tape

In hockey, this is what you do to the bottom of your teammates' skates in the locker room to make them fall over when they step onto the ice. It is usually effective if one of your teammates is being a real dbag.

Heater: "I was open in the high slot to clap a monster bomb, but Seto just held the biscuit."

Teammate "Yeah, I saw that. you can always just clear tape his blades."

by Benn Dohver September 5, 2013