An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
Get the swamp asshat mug.The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.
Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
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