n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
Get the German Surprisemug. N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.
After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.
by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010
Get the cranberry surprisemug. by Bonkj October 10, 2013
Get the danish surprisemug. by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009
Get the Utter Surprisemug. When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.
by smellydude March 4, 2011
Get the Ginger Surprisemug. To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.
'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.
by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009
Get the Surprise Roastmug. oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008
Get the altoid surprisemug.