Bus Surfing

Running up behind a bus and holding on.

Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)

Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"

by Hanzianna June 18, 2006

surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005

shoulder surfing

A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.

Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling

Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."

not shoulder surfing

by Silverfish February 15, 2006

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008

Surging Sanders

The act of reaching orgasm out of, seemingly, nowhere; similar to how Bernie Sanders "came out of nowhere" as he began to make headway in the 2016 presidential race against front-runner Hilary Clinton.

While I was eating my Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos with extra Doritos, I felt a Surging Sanders coming on and added a little sour cream to my zesty Mexican meal.

by Macimillian? April 25, 2016

Surgkin

When one receives oral sex while performing surgery.

Ann-Marie gave me the best surgkin during that cholecystectomy yesterday.

by Dr. Pee Ge September 29, 2009

Skurgin

The act of implying that you would like something from someone without saying it directly.

Person 1: Damn that sandwich looks good.
Person 2: No you can't have a bite. Why you always skurgin?

by Dr.Beer June 4, 2010