Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

Suicide Snap

When you Snapchat one your parents the n word, and wait around 1 minute. If unopened you can delete it but if opened you better pray you don’t get the shit beaten out of you.

“Hey Jerome how was your night”
“Not good. I got my ass whooped after I Suicide Snapped my dad”

by Lil Matzo Ball August 22, 2019

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021