Stoner Sandwich

Peanut Butter and egg sandwich

one day, two stoners, one of which wanted peanut butter, the other wanting eggs, decided to come together to make a peanut butter and egg sandwich, the ultimate stoner sandwich

Stoner Sandwich by Tim5555555 January 8, 2009

Stoner Nazi 

A person who does not partake in the smoking of marijuana, and willing to call the police on others who do. The term is usually yelled among stoners when a police-informant is in the area and can visibly see or smell the group.

Mitch: "I just got a new RA"

Me: "Watch out. He's a stoner nazi"

Mitch: "Shit! I can't smoke in my room anymore"

Stoner Nazi by blazingthedorms March 29, 2010

stoner boner 

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

stoner boner by DanceAlexDance March 28, 2009

stoner food 

Background. I dunno. My friend Chris. Cuz' he is a nerd. Definition: Apparently cheetos and cocoa pebbles. Lol.

Me: Mm. Cheetos and cocoa pebbles.
Chris: stoner food *panda smiley*

stoner food by Tia April 17, 2005

Stoner Freak 

Stoner Freak is a person who can acheive a state of mind that the person becomes Oblivous to anything happening around them. Signs of a Stoner freak is Vacant face and almost no brain activity. Many Actors from Soap operas and Tv dramas are Stoner Freaks.Recent studys show Stoner Freaks dont use any kind of Drug.

"Jordan your such a Stoner Freak"

Stoner Freak by Taia September 24, 2005

Stoner Vision 

Stoner Vision is getting totaly wasted stoned without the aid of drugs or alchol. the things that bring on this state of mind is pigging out and to much Tekken 3.

"I stayed up all night playing PlayStation now I have Stoner Vision so could you keep it down"

Stoner Vision by Taia September 24, 2005

Stoner God 

When instead of acting completely idiotic while stoned, you actually get shit done.

A:"I am so stoned, I am getting shit done."
B:"Dude, your a stoner god!"
A:"Bro, roll another!"

Stoner God by profesirsnacpac konsolarchive April 7, 2017