Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy

Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭

by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.

The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".

by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010

Shock vomit

when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.

Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.

by RyCon February 21, 2011

shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.

I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.

by always a critic always February 12, 2014