Steven Colbert

A hero who has a show, "the colbert report" on comedy central. Steven is the man because he talks shit about president bush

steven colbert is the man, BITCH! so recognize!

by steve c the man September 18, 2006

Steven

Creepy tall white kid that wants to be black. looks like freddy krueger but acts like k fed. Has a foot fetish and stalks his ex girlfriends. Has a problem with explosive diarrhea. Calls in bomb threats, and cries about being lonely.

Andy: "Did you just hear that white kid say 'sup my homie'?"
Drew: "Yea, what a Steven!!!"

by stupidpeoplehaters May 4, 2010

reed stevens

v- The act of narcing on another when getting caught with alcohol

Damn, you better hope that he doesn't pull a reed stevens when he talks to his parents

by mhs May 3, 2005

Steven

gay midget who needs some steroids

Wow look at that little Steven

by lorida31 October 24, 2008

steven segal

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

by partyboy January 31, 2005

Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010

Steven Zehner

A conjunction of Steven and Zehner. Steven, is Greek in Origin and simply means "Crown" or "One Of Royalty".

Zehner is German in Origin and When used with the first name, is often referred to as "Clown". So, by combining the two you plainly end up with "Royal Clown" or what many know as a Jester.

The surname of ZEHNER is a German occupational name for an official. In recent historical studies, the name can be traced back 1933 at the early stages of the rise of Hitler. With that in mind, many Jewish people of the era referred to the name as "Evil Clown".

Ironically, in 1940 a comic book appeared which some argued, actually captured the essence of the"Evil Clown" title in the first Issue of Batman with the introduction to The Joker.

"Steven Zehner is a funny son of a bitch!"

"Holy shit Steven Zehner had me laughing my ass off!"

"Zehner wird Sie mit einem Lächeln auf seinem Gesicht töten!" (translation: "Zehner will kill you with a smile on his face!")

"Sie werden Zehner Gekicher vor dem Schuss hören." (translation:"You will hear Zehner giggle before the gunshot.")

"Befürchten Sie Zehner, der deutsche Hofnarr des Todes." (translation: "Fear Zehner, the German jester of death.")

by Scherzen January 21, 2011