Screeching

The sound your friend makes when they sing! It just makes you want to hit them with a frying pan!!!!!

"LaLA LA LALLALALALALALALAAA"
*CLUNK*

by Debz February 22, 2004

Reach and Screech

When a person reaches for something, mainly at a table or counter, and lets out a fart as they reach.

"We were sitting down at the table and Tim reached for a bisquit and let one rip, he pulled the reach and screech."

by Emkae October 5, 2011

blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005

screen test

When a person has been placed in the back of a police cruiser, the police officer driving will slam on the breaks suddenly, causing the person handcuffed in the back seat to crash into the metal screen dividing the car. An act of police brutality.

Person 1: "What happened to your face?"
Person 2: "Those officers that picked me up last night gave me a screen test."

by Nnn E December 24, 2006

blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

by dopemane November 6, 2009

Screenhack

To sneak a peak at an opponent's screen, when competing in a multi-player, online environment, e.g. Call of Duty, in order to find out where they are so you can go shoot them. Screenhackers are the subject of much finger-pointing and deriding upon discovery.

John: "You're looking at my screen you cheating son of a wh*re"

Fred: "No I didn't, I was just checking my watch"

John: "I so caught you screenhacking!"

by Pukezilla January 8, 2011

Screenlicker

Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!

When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)

by SCREENLICKER February 12, 2015