the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
Get the spartan shocker mug.Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.
I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!
by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011
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A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.
Guys: WTF!
Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!
GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
Guys: WTF!
Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!
GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
by m d mike July 30, 2008
Get the vagaphalactic shock mug.Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.
by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009
Get the Dick Shock mug.A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
Get the Jock Shock mug.The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.
by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
Get the Roman shock punch mug.4 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink, first heard in Soule Hall, a boys dorm at Phillips Exeter Academy in NH
by blah March 21, 2005
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