Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

splootendous

like amazing, but way better!

Erin is a splootendous Interactive Project Manager!

by lac-id December 14, 2012

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

Slotted Locket

A slang word for female genitalia.

"Michelle's slotted locket needed to be checked by the doctor."

by WordsNStuff February 6, 2015

splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016