spooge

when one blows his load

american pie when tha dude wuz about ta get sum pussy he spooged all over his leg n shit

by justin October 30, 2003

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

spooge

the creamy stuff you squeeze out of a zit, pimple, or even a boil.

said to your roomie: "...dude, quit dont leave your spooge all over the bathroom mirror."

by schlep December 28, 2005

spooge meister

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.

When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.

by scodder May 23, 2010

spooge

spanked on the ass with a giant object

damn, he just got his ass spooged by a whale bitch

by sashmanus July 24, 2003

Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

spooge face

Indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. Often the idiot of a group who always ends up with shit on their face.

DANIEL: "...And then it EXPOLIDED into a mushroom cloud and i dived clear and saw up this really hot milfs skirt!"

REECE: "No it didnt and no u didnt"

MATT: "yer man your such a spooge face"

by *tweeked* June 19, 2006