That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.
by E-DubW February 06, 2008
When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean February 17, 2016
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by Doug axe December 21, 2024
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
by Father Jake September 05, 2017