Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by January 31, 2021

Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail

Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 05, 2017

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 July 26, 2015

Big snail

big snail is a name that defines a beautiful young person

hey big snail-to gf

by kijsjij November 14, 2022

Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.

When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.

by Dunnydb June 20, 2023

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay March 22, 2012