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Cracker Snack 

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
Cracker Snack by gina8124 August 2, 2007
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
Hooker Snack by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010

protien snack 

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
protien snack by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

Man Snack 

When two (Heterosexual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. It must be done at a place of work during a break. Only men may do this.
Bob I'm hungry, Let's have a man snack
Man Snack by Bob2011 March 8, 2011

Pity snack 

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!
Pity snack by JPEmily December 8, 2011

Molar Snack 

The extra piece of food that gets stuck between your back teeth that is later pulled a loose by your tongue or toothpick and eaten.
Ew. That guy just ate a molar snack in front of us.
Molar Snack by AllNaturalBella March 2, 2014