you smart

Another annoying phrase Dj Khaled has brought upon society but its also very encouraging

Dj Khaled: you smart, you loyal

by Lil Sweet 15 September 4, 2016

You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston

68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"

by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015

smarterchild

utterly pointless and obnoxious robot

SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?

by youpolkamydot April 20, 2006

Smarterchild

An Instant Messaging Bot that has the IQ and general knowledge of a sponge.

AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?

AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

by AK45 August 4, 2008

Smartass

N. A person who lives to annoy another with sarcasm, i.e. Wife, relentlessly until the day one of them dies of natural causes, or just simply being fed up by said smartassness.

Samuel Roth Johnson is the biggest smartass in the history of ever.

Samuel Roth Johnson can't help but be a smartass to his awesome wife.

Smartass = Samuel Roth Johnson.

by YourMother_ June 24, 2014

sharta

a joint, weed, a puff of hash....
comes from the Hebrew word sharta which means a puff of smoke....

let's roll a sharta before we leave...

by evee_queen March 29, 2009

smart parts

paintball manufacturer, makes some of the best markers out at the moment such as Impulse, Shocker and the Ion.

ur marker dont compare to my impy

by Jayrider April 25, 2005