homie smasher

a girl who has dated and/or fucked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.

WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.

"yo i heard steve's dating suzie. she totally fucked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three ...damn that bitch a homie smasher."

by rustyshacklef0rd October 14, 2013

pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

by olar October 22, 2013

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

drop a smash

Beleived to be from North Carolina - Charlotte area in origin - commonly used in the Southeastern US. To take a shit or to defecate. Synonyms; Drop a duece, take a douche (when referring to a male)

Greg exclaimed with joy "That's just lovely...I am so gonna drop a smash!!!!"

by Webster0824 November 4, 2007

smash the granny

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.

"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"

by Petemeister January 12, 2009

smashburger

The best, most delicious, most fresh, customizable burger restaurant on the planet. Better than Five Guys and In-N-Out. A place where delectable burgers and crispy fries are friends with real ice cream shakes. Burger heaven.

Smashburger

by texasteabandit March 10, 2014

smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

by magma! February 24, 2011