Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

Chat Spacker

A cyber bully. By using words online to offend others you become a chat spacker.

Tom: Dave was calling me names online last night.

Sally: Ah, he's such a Chat Spacker, ignore him.

by malcomthird December 8, 2009

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

Pilp Stacker

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

by Bucklesquack June 4, 2019

fit fam money stacker

An individual who believes he is part of the "Fit Fam" by choice of his girlfriend. These individuals do not drink beer like men do they drink diddy juice. What ever that is. They do not go out to the bar with the boys as burgers, burritos, pizza and beers are not part of their life style. They tend to have man buns and do anything their girlfriend says. Including staying in on a Friday night to watch the notebook and cook lentils, while the boys are out partying. These individuals also "Stack Paper" mainly by hiding from their friends as sluggin beers and slamming shots can get expensive.

Look at that herb over there with the man bun. He must be a fit fam money stacker.

Well we lost another one of our friends to the fit fam money stackers he's got a knot on the top of his head and can't come out because his gf is cooking lentils and grass fed beef.

Hey man you wanna go out and grab a burger and slam a few beers? Nah dude I gotta stay in with the girlfriend we are fit fam money stackin sippin diddy juice watching the note book

by MashinEM January 24, 2016

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 7, 2009