(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
Get the Slumber-Jack mug.Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."
Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."
Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"
Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."
Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"
Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."
by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012
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i just wanted to know where he got his jumper from, he started slumdogging it, i didnt ask for his fucking life story!
by millionaire August 2, 2013
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to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
"I am SLUMBing"
to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
"I am SLUMBing"
by Sincotto December 10, 2018
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Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
by Rontheman144 September 18, 2011
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Becky had such bad luck at the bar trying to find strange that she went to the back alley for some bum slumin'.
by leila rose February 4, 2013
Get the bum slumin' mug.Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..
Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!
Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!
by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014
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