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To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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slave

I couldn’t stand to look at an undoubting slave who only ever followed orders. Ever since I was a kid, Mikasa, i've always hated you.
by F r e e d o m . March 13, 2021
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slave inc.

The coolest server for chads all around the globe. Search social, friendly or chill on disboard and click on slave inc. or click the plus button on your discord then click join a server and type in srgA5bJ.
I just got a lot of pussy from joining slave inc.
by pussydestroyer_rich_gxng October 28, 2020
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Goat slave

A guy that says he will be your slave but acts like a dumb goat.
Kenan, is my goat slave.

*neigh neighhhh*
by insanelypink September 30, 2016
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Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
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House slaves

House slaves worked within the owner's residence or on domestic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, childcare, and serving the needs of the slave owner's family. They often had closer contact with the slave owner and their family members.
Wife of master: Clean the rooms till I come back from the market
Johny:Yes Yes me pro clener
House slaves
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The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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