shitlips

(noun) 1. When someone eats saucy, dark food, (usually chocolate syrup, pizza sauce, molasses, etc.), and the sauce coats their lips, including the surrounding area, making it look like "shit on their lips."

"It looked like he had shitlips after he shoved his face into the hot fudge sundae."

by Hung10Gemini August 20, 2008

shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

a declaration of true love

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

by redshank January 27, 2008

shitwind

Slang term in the through-the-earth radio industry.

Low frequency electromagnetic interference that results in a noisy communication link and introduces bit errors in transmissions, i.e. the shitwinds

Markus: I can't read the text messages you transmitted
Andrew: That's because the shitwinds are ablowin'

by eeeeeh January 25, 2013

Shitting Rainbows

The act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a shit and the shit is different colors. Such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.

Damn bro,after I ate those skittles I was shitting rainbows for weeks

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008

shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014