Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

by mormakil April 3, 2019

shant

Irish slang for "shit banter".

Shane, that joke was shant.

by liamclancy7 October 15, 2019

Shant

A fatass that eats everything that isn’t a vegetable

That’s definitely shant he ate the entire fucking bench

by Pussykiller69420noice November 13, 2019

Saint Dennis School in Lockport

A school with lazy motherfuckers who can’t speak and very racially strict. They hate all different races

Saint Dennis School in Lockport person: look at that person he looks like Michael Jackson

by HighGuyWhoSuckYaMum December 23, 2019

shant

A name given to fat goats. These kind of goats usually eat large amounts of grass. You should never milk one because they drink big amounts of piss.

Hey sako, don't milk the shants.

by Aytss January 25, 2020

saint sally

The ultimate being. A divine being. Only one individual can hold this title.

Who cares about Allah? It’s all about saintsally.
Praise Saint Sally

by Salaad January 30, 2020

Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 2, 2020