1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.
Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
by Chief Benjamin Franklin March 7, 2020
Get the A-Shift mug.Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"
Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.
Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.
by Elita One March 17, 2009
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by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007
Get the shifty mug.A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)
by Light Joker April 8, 2004
Get the Shiftry hugger mug.(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.
by Elubart May 1, 2006
Get the Shifty mug.An excuse to talk your way out of a ticket for running a red light. Unfortunately, your speeding ticket will be astronomical.
(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
Officer: May I see your license and registration sir?
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
by ephoph November 26, 2010
Get the Blue shift mug.God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!
See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler
See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler
1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004
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