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sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!
by Fisch December 14, 2006
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Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
by DR. Ush April 27, 2010
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sammiches

by tawny September 23, 2003
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Sammit

The surprisingly incredible result of a facebook typo.

Exclamation meaning "dammit" in all things relating to Sam.
Sammit!
by Tess123 November 4, 2010
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Sammi

1. Refers to a young girl that doesn't know how to pass through toll booths, usually pulling too far away or going right through.
"Dude, you just passed that guy trying to wave you down."
"What a Sammi!"
by ChrissyLyn March 10, 2009
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semi-pro

(1) a woman who is so slutty that she is a semi-prostitute, hence, semi-pro. Not to be confused with semi-rape.

(2) someone who excels in some field (e.g., pool) but falls short of "professional" status.

(3) a male who "dusts the tip" of his male-friend to encourage him, if you know what I mean.

(4) refers to a feminine tone of voice that men sometimes use when talking to girlfriends on the phone or when they feel nervous.
The drac got all semi-pro on his buddy.

Yo. That's bitch is a semi-ho. Let's semi-rape her.
by fifteen minutes September 7, 2004
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Sammify

Verb.
to Sammi.

To do ridiculously groovy acts of complete ignorance of gravitational laws.
Also, to consume mass amounts of insideously greasy tacos.
Clara: Hey, what are you going to do tonight?
Alli: Oh, I think I'm going to go sammify with some of my friends. You know, just chilax and stuff.
Clara: Cool.
by SammiCanSammify June 1, 2007
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