Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

Senior

An lazy man who doesn't have a job. Sleeps all day long and doesn't take showers. A senior will often find a good way to pass the time by having sex with men.

"Don't grow up to be a Senior, son."

by Anonymous 6800 August 2, 2021

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

Senior

A man who has no girlfriend and sleeps all day. He wakes up at 9 pm and plays loud music and makes his neighbors hate him. He never cleans his house and always make other people do it for him. They are usually compatible with Kevins.

Oh come on man dont be a senior.

by SeniorsHairyA$$ November 3, 2021

seniorsitting

Watching the elderly, retired or anyone older than yourself because they need to be entertained.

My father came to my house to watch the football game. He fell asleep after drinking a bunch of beers. Now I’m stuck here seniorsitting because I don’t want to wake him up.

by "The Jug" November 13, 2021