A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.
by EmElleYT June 16, 2018
Get the Quan Sealmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The Death Sealmug. "Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"
by Domslay June 8, 2022
Get the Diamond Sealedmug. by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021
Get the The Terror Sealmug. by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009
Get the safety sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug.