storched

overtired or overworked to the point of goofiness or uselessness.

I was so storched from working double-shifts that I drove my car across the company's front lawn.

by Quaker State Tapioca Rupture April 6, 2010

scotchado

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian

Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked

by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011

Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

scoochee

V - to mooch an indiscrete, but partial amount of a valued commodity.

to borrow (a small amount or item) with no intention of repaying or returning it.

"Lemme scoochee some of that delicious weed cookie you holdin there."

by The Rose of Byron Bay June 19, 2013

scotcharita

a scotch-a-rita is 4 ingredients:

scotch whisky(the better the quality of the scotch makes this drink even better.)
sprite
ice
lemons(not the plastic juice bottle in the store,the real ones that come from the tree)
mix ice&sprite,then add preferred amount of scotch, and slice lemon,mix and enjoy!
**the actual "perfect scotch-a-rita" recipe is by invitation only,but anybody can make this drink,which originates from the starlight park neighborhood in westside Phoenix,Arizona. you could also say that it's a twist off of the original highball.

"laurie makes this bomb drink she calls scotcharitas!"
mixed drink,happy hour,booze

by lmd333 May 15, 2015