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1-10 Attractiveness Scale

The scale you're supposed to use when someone asks to be rated on social media, 10 being perfect, 1 meaning you wouldn't touch the person with a 10 foot pole.

Entertaining game to play with your mates or squad, using the scale on people walking by.

10 - Perfect or near perfect physical appearance and personality.

9 - 1 or 2 small things you don't like about them, but still they're hot as fuck.
8 - Multiple small things wrong with their appearance, but doesn't impact your want for them to a great extent.
7 - Solidly attractive, usually have the best personalities.

6 - Deeeecent.
5 - Meh, this commonly includes people with nice bodies, but ugly faces or vice versa. (See Jillian Michaels
4 - Bangable, if intoxicated enough.
3 - 1 or 2 good qualities. Maybe if you were paid enough ?
2 - Would not bang. Ugly inside and out.
1 - Repulsive in just about every way, you avoid this person because you either feel bad, or don't want to catch the ugly. Someone you couldn't be paid enough to sleep with.
Trent - I use the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale to determine who's hot and who's not lol.

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Willy - Dude, I just smashed with Katelyn, she's a fucking 10.

Travis - Tru dat.

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Brady - Reagan is hot, but she's not perfect, she's like a 7.

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John - Damn bro, Lindsey is looking hot right now..

Carter - John you're wayy too drunk, she's a solid 4.

John - Maybe you're right, I'll put a bag over her head.

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Mikey - Damn, AmyLyn is a fucking ugly slut bitch. Face full of acne, pube forest pussy, 150 pounds overweight, she the whole package of ugly. She got the personality of a moody humpback whale during its time of the month, but with her it's all the time. You couldn't pay me to hit that sack of shit.
by DouchebagSubaruWrxDriver September 30, 2016
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Scale of 1 to Chris Brown

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?
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Scales

The physical embodiment of fat. Also pretty retarded.
Oh did you feel the ground shaking oh no Scales must be coming.
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Bud scale

1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.

The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.

2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.
1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.

2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.
by Chumbucket August 31, 2008
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purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008
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vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"
"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"
by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009
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Double Sacked

The act of a woman recieveing sexual pleasure from two men at one single time
"Dude that girl is so hott but I heard she got double sacked last night."
by Hurricane Kenny November 15, 2009
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