A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017
Get the Salty cuntmug. 
by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020
Get the Salty Margaritamug. When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.
by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015
Get the Salty Janitormug. The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
by breepauljohn August 12, 2013
Get the Redneck Saltymug. When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.
Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor
by Jontssss August 28, 2021
Get the Salty Neighbormug. A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016
Get the Salty Shrimpmug.