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swedish raincoat

Two uncircumcised gentlemen go cap to cap and foreskins are joined by clear adhesive tape. A third gentleman is then called upon urinate on the joined penis executing a golden shower downpour on the tightly sealed package. Meanwhile, the two joined men jerk one anther off vigorously while basking in the warm steady stream of hot urine. Their respective members stay safe and dry from the "Swedish raincoat" that they have created.
Thank god for that sweet Swedish raincoat we made last night, I just heard that fancy peters golden shower was tainted with the herpes. That yellow acid rain would have destroyed our Weiner's if it weren't for that tight Swedish raincoat.
by Robust gentleman February 13, 2017
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Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.
Dude, swedish is such a complicated language
by RECA.V January 15, 2019
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swedish ferris wheel

When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.
That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake
by The 3 6 October 6, 2016
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swedish harem

One man, many girls. Basically a reverse gangbang.
Scott: "Dude I had a Swedish Harem last night!"
Alan: "Nice one! How many girls mate?"
Scott: "14!"
Alan: "Niiiiccceeeee"
by Legen-wait for it-dary Bro August 3, 2016
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Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex
Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip
by Kittymeow January 5, 2017
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Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone
somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!
by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025
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swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus
by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014
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