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Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011
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Sattle

Slang shortcut for the city of Seattle. Just like Frisco for San Francisco.
I flew up to Sattle from Frisco last week for a medical seminar.
by Carstaires February 5, 2009
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Seattle Freeze

bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn
A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"
by freezinmyassoff March 6, 2014
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swatty get

"swatty get" - an insignificant person in the eyes of legend "butztanx" who is ridiculed for the excessive need to study for the necessary school work, for example:
butz: so what you up to then
DodGe: duno might go and revise for some exams tbh
Rou: sad
butz: you swatty get, so sad. (emphasis on the term "swatty")
DodGe: Swatty gets....
by Tom Noton January 11, 2007
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cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self
Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.
by BRobb May 20, 2008
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scattass

scatter+ass=scattass
scatter means to run and seperate and ass is ass.So in a sense its like im going to scatt this ass. or run away.
This bitch is scattassin it out of here.
by Brian Herrick July 26, 2004
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Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
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