When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!
by Rofellos December 10, 2007
Get the Shaolin Surprise mug.When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.
My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014
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I had the most magical night with Benson last night. I thought it couldn't get any better and then this morning he woke me up with a killaloe sunrise followed by breakfast in bed. I'm never washing my face again! *sigh*
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Get the surprise butt sex mug.Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.
"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
by Daveyboi January 30, 2008
Get the Wolverine Surprise mug.I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
by Superscope March 1, 2008
Get the Des Moines Surprise mug.The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010
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