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Mustafa Shopping Centre

Singapore’s popular hangout for migrant workers, and a destination of choice for budget tourists, which is arguably ground zero for the high number of corona infected cases that had plagued the “fine” island-state.
Although safe distancing measures were in place at the dormitories long before the lockdown started on April 7, with thousands of migrant workers socializing and shopping at Mustafa Shopping Centre on their off days, it’d have been a miracle or modern-day Passover had God graciously and completely spared the mostly Hindu and Muslim migrants from the coronavirus.
by MathPlus January 5, 2021
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Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021
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Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
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Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
by ben d. over January 8, 2013
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shit stomping

- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit

* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
yesterday ,we made an old man stomp shit!!!!! # Shit stomping
by lexbratis July 2, 2014
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Dropping my Shopping

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!
by lllumpy September 14, 2009
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Rocket Stomping

Rocket Stomping is a practise usually performed by posh people, where a gay man stands on his head, and allows another gay man to insert his penis into his anus, whilst the recievers anus is filled with beetroot
Man 1 - "Hey Charles, would you like to try Rocket Stomping?"
Man 2 - "Why Yes Raymond, I would love to Rocket Stomp!"
by Kyle J. Beccalee February 22, 2009
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