Professional Stoner

A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.

Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.

by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010

stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

Stomaci

A very stupid person or item. Can be applied to anything. Originally, Stomaci was the outcome of a failed attempt to urinate "stomach ache" on the pavement.

"What the fuck is 'stomaci'?!" - Matt Lovato

by Heyjey of Suburbia January 11, 2008

STOLAT

A Polish Toast:

May you live a hundred years.

The Polish patriarch raised his glass to the newly turned teenager and exclaimed: "Stolat".

by Stolat Jardis February 20, 2008

Stoner's Tic

Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"

I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.

by zeemon April 26, 2008

Stonely

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.

by creativenate88 July 14, 2011

stoly

slang for a stolen car in California

Me and the homies were cruisin in a stoly the other night, where were you at dawg??

by baydestrian415to510 August 20, 2011