A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"
by soft serve guy January 2, 2008
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"Where's Sofia?"
"Probably doing homework, idk"
*calls Sofia*
"Sofia where are you??"
"Doing homework"
"Probably doing homework, idk"
*calls Sofia*
"Sofia where are you??"
"Doing homework"
by Fringegotinmyway December 20, 2017
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Sofia around strangers:.......
Sofia around friends: haha ok i wont tell
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by drama child September 9, 2012
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Get the SOF2 mug.A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006
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me: awww look at that soft boy what a cutie
friend: he's probably gay
me: its ok i probably wouldn't date him anyway
friend: he's probably gay
me: its ok i probably wouldn't date him anyway
by joe. joe mama November 13, 2019
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