Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.

The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Snot-lacquered

When something is covered in a wet, slimmy, disgusting, mucus-like substance.

I can't stand baby carrots. They come straight out of the bag Snot-lacquered.

by Dr. Morningstar March 6, 2017

Owen snot incident

The Owen snot incident refers to a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing situation where someone is struggling to breathe, but then a sudden burst of laughter causes them to create a massive snot bubble, resulting in a messy explosion of snot everywhere. It's a funny reminder of how laughter can sometimes lead to unexpected and uncontrollable moments!

Don't be getting the Owen snot incident???

by The snot incident witness March 28, 2025

Snot rocket

When one sticks their nose into another's rectum and mortarboard inside them. Used in sexual, kinky practices

Did you hear??? Patrick gave Sosie the best snot rocket I've ever seen

by PussyEater3003(Patrickmills) January 19, 2022