Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

slober gob

Someone who's none-stop dribbling from their mouth (Gob)

Mainly a British term used for offensive language exchange

You twat! you're dribbling that much you might as well be a Slober Gob

by f3nn3y February 4, 2024

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

slobermong

A slobermong is someone who is an inbred who has been dropped on their head in their child hood and has now turned out gay with autism called Curt Ward (Scouse Joe).

Curt Ward you are a bad slobermong

by Cooneys Socks November 25, 2023

slobermong

A slobermong is someone who is an inbred who has been dropped on their head in their child hood and has now turned out gay with autism called Curt Ward (Scouse Joe).

Curt Ward you are a bad slobermong

by Cooneys Socks November 25, 2023

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023