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Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
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After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero
You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock
by Modern Women August 27, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
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shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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