Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

The Seal of Orichalcos

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that was a true badass in the anime, but was turned into a true dumbass in the TCG/OCG

Me seeing The Seal of Orichalcos on anime: Hey that was dangerous
Me searching the same on TCG: what the freak is this "once per duel" card!?

by 0000abcd November 17, 2025

Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.

Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.

by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025

Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing

"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."

by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025

Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.

I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.

by GXGB December 24, 2025

Seal

Promethazine/codeine is a prescription combination medication used for the short-term relief of cough and upper respiratory symptoms caused by allergies or the common cold.

Finna go buy a seal from the plug

by 1of1 ask somebody January 2, 2026